"Mr. B"

I'm sitting at work. I am in the cardio room. There is one man in here on the bike. It is just me and him. Quiet. He farts. I chuckle. He looks at me, upset. I turn away.

Five minutes pass...

He farts. He looks up at me. I am staring out the window, pretending to be unaware of his indiscretion. He looks away. He farts.

I chuckle and leave the room.